Little Stupid Stuff

THE GREAT DEBATE: IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?

“It’s better for girls to be single, but not for boys.”

WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON THE FIRST DATE?

“On the first date, they just tell each other lies, and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date.”

CONCERNING WHY LOVE HAPPENS BETWEEN TWO PEOPLE:

“No one is sure why it happens, but I heard it has something to do with how you smell. That’s why perfume and deodorant are so popularπŸ˜‰.”

WHAT MOST PEOPLE ARE THINKING WHEN THEY SAY “I LOVE YOU”:

“The person is thinking: Yeah, I really love her or i do love her, but I hope she showers at least once a day.”

WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?

“Anyone should never kiss a girl unless he has enough bucks to buy her a big ring and her own VCR, ’cause she’ll want to have videos of the wedding of their own.”

WHAT IS FALLING IN LOVE LIKE?

“If falling in love is anything like learning to spell, I don’t want to do it. It takes too long to learn.”

ON THE ROLE OF GOOD LOOKS IN LOVE AND ROMANCE:

“If you want to be loved by somebody who isn’t already in your family, then looks matter. A girl has to be beautiful as beauty is skin deep. But how rich you are can have a long lasting impact .”

CONCERNING WHY LOVERS OFTEN HOLD HANDS:

“They want to make sure their rings don’t fall off, because they paid good money for themπŸ˜‰.”

CONFIDENTIAL OPINIONS ABOUT LOVE:

“Love will find you, even if you are trying to hide from it. I’ve been trying to hide from it since a long time, but it keeps finding me.”

PERSONAL QUALITIES NECESSARY TO BE A GOOD LOVER:

“One of you should know how to write a cheque or swap the cards. Because, even if you have tons of love, there is still going to be a lot of bills.”

SOME UNMISTAKABLE WAYS TO MAKE A PERSON FALL IN LOVE WITH YOU:

“Tell them you own a whole bunch of candy storesπŸ˜‹.”

HOW CAN YOU TELL IF TWO ADULTS EATING DINNER AT A RESTAURANT ARE IN LOVE :

“Lovers will just be staring at each other and their food will get cold. Other people care more about the food, and it’s love if they order one of those desserts that are on fire. They like to order those because it’s just like their hearts are on fire.”

HOW A PERSON LEARNS TO KISS:

“One’ll learn it right on the spot, when the gushy feelings are at it’s peak.”

WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS A GIRL?
“It’s never okay to kiss a girl. They always slobber all over you.”

WHAT IS THE PROPER AGE TO GET MARRIED?

“Eighty-four. Because at that age, we don’t have to work anymore, and we can spend all our time loving each other in each other’s arm .”

HOW TO MAKE LOVE ENDURE:

Spend most of the time loving instead of engaging to work. . And don’t forget the lover’s choice…that will mess up the love. And most important be a good kisser. It might make the lover forget that you never help in taking the trash out(any favour).”


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45 thoughts on “Little Stupid Stuff

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    No more questions # no more suggestions ;as it carries everything perfectly & the feedback -Valuable informations about love along with funny notes 😜
    Liked it a lot πŸ’œ

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  2. The brain is the most outstanding organ, it works 24 hours a day, 365 days a year from birth untill one fall in love… πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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  4. Namaste!
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  5. What a great post, I found some of the advice hilarious, especially the one about the bills. I have been married for over 20 years and learned this tip very early on – β€œAnd most important be a good kisser. It might make the lover forget that you never help in taking the trash out(any favour).”

    My husband still takes out the trash πŸ˜‚πŸ§‘

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